Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

by Ihatefortnite901 January 1, 2021

condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021

concordian

The bitches that took too much shit for too long during the pandemic of 2021

Oh shit, watch out here come the Concordians ! They don’t put up with shit anymore!

by MoMoT13 January 10, 2021

cogo_au

ADULT NUDITY WITH BIG BLACK LONG FUCKING COCKS MAN

Please don’t put a Cogo_au in me

by Tebenshduebebdbbdbd February 16, 2021

ConDom

The name of Conan Gray's fandom. This name wasn't picked by Conan Gray, but his fans, who didn't realise the original meaning. By now it became a kind of Meme in the ConDom.

Are you in any fandom?
Yes, I'm an Arianator. What about you?
I belong to the ConDom

by _kaajina March 4, 2021