Canadian Cousin 

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

Canadian Cousin by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

canadian budgie 

Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.

'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'

canadian budgie by snaffles January 2, 2017

canadian motorcycle 

Another name for a snowmobile

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today

canadian motorcycle by Jacob Rossing January 6, 2017

Canadian walkabout 

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

Canadian walkabout by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

Canadian standoff 

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

Canadian standoff by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

Canadian Bastard 

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

Canadian Bastard by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017

canadian threesome 

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

canadian threesome by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017