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Mud-Blood 

1. A demeaning name for those who are born into muggle families and can use magic. These people tend to be disliked by Slytherins due to Slytherins being pure-blooded and believe that only pure bloods should be able to attend Hogwarts.
2. Tend to be intelligent witches and wizards. e.g. Hermione Granger, Lilly Potter
Draco: You filthy mud-blood!
Hermione: WTF U JUST CALL ME!!!
Draco: A filthy, dirty, bluggered, MUD-BLOOD!
Hermione: Taste magic BITCH!! STUPEFY

Justin Flinchfetchly: Hey Hermione. How'd you do on that test?
Hermione: Dude I totally aced that shit! How'd you do?
Justin: ACED!!
Hermione: Fuck yea you did mud-blood!!
Justin: O hellz yea mud-blood!!
Mud-Blood by HPkid93 March 6, 2010

Mississippi Blood Worm 

When a penis is first inserted into a bloody, menstruating vagina, and then into a butt hole, leaving it covered in blood and feces (so that said penis resembles a recently unearthed bloodworm). Usually ending with someone "taking the bait" or licking the dirty penis clean.
Dude #1 "Hey, I wanna put some p in the v tonight but Sally is on the rag"

Dude #2 "You should give her a Mississippi Blood Worm! I'll take the bait!"

There was blood everywhere 

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.
Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!

True Blood 

HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
True Blood by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010

True Blood 

A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.
Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"

Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"

Person 1. " What's that"

Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."

Person 1. "Im going to watch it."

Tiger Blood 

Tiger Blood is blood that is over and above what the rest of the human race has in their viens.
Charlie Sheen is known to have Tiger Blood running through his veins because he can party with the best of them.

Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
Tiger Blood by Petergozinya March 17, 2011