beer shark

One who can't afford beer but feasts on innocent people's brewskies who can actually afford an 18 pack of Busch.

Edward was snagging everyone's beer at Brian's party, freaking beer shark.

by Beer dick beer shark August 17, 2017

wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.

Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.

by Darcieee! March 27, 2009

Beer Kong

A hybrid of Beer Pong and Flip Cup, with vast party appeal because of this. It is a team game with three or more people per team, with two "Shooters" and at least one "Flipper", though the number of flippers may be limited by table space (however, more people is more fun). It is set up like a regular beer pong game, with racks of at least six cups set in a triangle formation on each side, as well as cups along the side of the table, one per flipper. The shooters try to throw pong balls into cups, as one would in a regular game of beer pong. However, if one team successfully throws a ball into a cup, both teams immediately begin flipping cups, starting with the flipper furthest from the shooters on their team, and progressing down the side of the table to the shooters, who also play flip cup. A flipper must finish the beer in their cup, then try to flip the cup from a standing-upright position to upside down before the next flipper can begin the same process. If the team who wins flip cup is also the team that threw the ball into the cup, the cup is removed from play, as is standard in beer pong. However, if the winning flip cup team is NOT the team who threw the ball into the cup, the cup is defended, and remains in play. The game is finished when one of the teams has no pong cups remaining on their side.

The game is subject to whatever house rules may be in use at the venue. The amount of beer in one's flip cup should also be determined by the house.

I got so wasted from that. I'm never playing Beer Kong ever again.

I can't believe we just spent an hour playing one game of Beer Kong. Best game EVER!

BEER KONG!!!!! (said while loudly beating one's chest, such as a great ape displaying its dominance)

by loganalltogether August 5, 2010

Beer Drops

The aftermath of a night out on the beers, where you don't so much have a dump but it's more of a stream of liqui-shit.

John: How'd last night go?

Tito: Brilliant night, drank far too much, got a real bad case of the Beer Drops today, been pissing out of my ass

by Toe Man May 29, 2007

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015