porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

by mehsef;ohuin October 13, 2009

Ground Beef

When someone is anal fisted, there is a chance that their rectum will stick out. The red, pink tissue looks like ground beef, hince the name.
See: Rosebud

You have some nice ground beef!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 8, 2017

Beef Brigade

A Line Up Of Unidentifiable Peni

I Couldn't Tell Who Was In The Beef Brigade, Due To The Sheet Covering Their Faces

by M-Bag September 16, 2006

Beef javerla

someone who eats lots of beef then farts on his hand and has a wank with that hand

look he just farted on his hand yuck it smells of beef and now he's jerking off he must be a beef javerla

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

beef whip

a common Euphemism to decribe ones penis

"yo dave did you get with boris last night"
"yeah man gave him a crack with my beef whip"

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

Beefed Bread

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011