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5 bed

Defines the challenge of 5 gay guys sleeping in one bed and who ever gets sexual loses. Last one to not get sexual wins
Person 1: Yo dude, did you hear about that huge 5 bed challenge yesterday?
Person 2: no i didn't, also i filled a restraining order on you yesterday, please go away
by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023
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bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed
“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”
by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023
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Going To Bed

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019
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Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."
by F4ilwin July 11, 2016
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Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.
Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.
by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022
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