Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
by MrDomino November 29, 2007
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Cover and a Half

A fat girl admitted into a club.
"Damn, due to fire codes, that bitch should be counted as TWO girls... she's a Cover and a Half!"
by Sue Im January 07, 2008
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half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.
I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.
by Zzop April 06, 2016
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half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.
Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.
by Olin Oden November 25, 2007
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Half cat

Felicia the Catgirl is a NAKED videogame character.
God I love half cats.
by drool August 22, 2003
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Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.
Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!
by JT November 12, 2003
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