Sophia Elizabeth Johnson

Sophia Elizabeth Johnson is a BAD BITCH name only goddesses have this name. Best people to be around and an amazing friend

Look! It’s Sophia Elizabeth Johnson being a queen

by bigdicksucker June 29, 2020

Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

Madison hope Johnson

She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever

Madison hope Johnson is my girl friend

by Gehehd November 6, 2018

Levi C Johnson challenge prank

two men go into a bathroom and jerk off and drink each other's cum and than spit it into the original persons mouth then they both make out

yo bro wanna go do the Levi C Johnson challenge prank?

by big man jacker50019282 July 11, 2025