Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.

- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.

by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009

Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

gabblin slap

when a bitch is gabblin the cock and bites down and u slap the shit out of her!

janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

slapping beaver

When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.

The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.

by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016

Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.

"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"

by toastanddogs October 14, 2015