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Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.
Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.
by Uzzy September 9, 2006
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Beer fear

The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.
Beer fear

What a twit I made of myself last night
by Wabsi1980 June 1, 2020
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Beer-Blocker

A person who engages in the act of blocking another person, often an alcoholic, from his beer.
Prentice called Chris a beer-blocker after Chris intercepted his attempt to to sneak a beer at nine am.
by Stayman October 14, 2008
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Scavenger beer

The beer that's leftover from other people when you have a house party. An eclectic mix of brands, it may not be the best beer, but at least you didn't pay for it.
Guy One: Need me to pick up some beer for the game tonight?
Guy Two: Nah man; I'm good. I've got scavenger beer from my brother's going away party.
Guy One: Anything good?
Guy Two: No man, my bro's friends are douches. It's all Bud Light Lime and Coors.
by RichardNixonRocks January 7, 2011
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beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.
Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.
by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015
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beer dad

Bill is such a beer dad p
by Jules123 November 20, 2015
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Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.
"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"
by thejewnazi March 10, 2018
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