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High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."
by SkippyAscended November 19, 2019
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non-binary woman

A person who are comfortable with their femininity but feel dysmorphia /discomfort when referred to as a woman, therefore uses non-binary terms such as they/them.
-Do you use the terms she/her?
-No, I identify as a non-binary woman, therefore I use they/them pronouns.
by hoenestlydoe January 8, 2017
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prostituted woman

A woman who is exploited by the sex industry. Used in the place of prostitute or hooker because these imply the prostituted women (or less likely man) has agency in the situation when this is extremely rare. Used by anti sex trafficking activists. The word hooker also implies that men are hopelessly seduced or sucked in by prostituted women when really it is a choice to pay a pimp to rape a prostitute woman and degrade her intimately for his own satisfaction.
The prostituted woman was kidnapped from her homes in South East Asia under the threat of the death of herself and torture of her family. Sex trafficking is against international human right's laws and every human being's right to personal autonomy.
by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013
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Bank woman kidnaping

Where someone goes into a bank and kidnaps all the women working in the bank for rape later. They may or maynot also rob it.
there's been a bank woman kidnaping.
by Deep blue 2012 February 18, 2010
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wonder woman pussy

The greatest sex that women can give to men
Guy 1: Wats up with you dude?

Guy 2: I've had one of the greatest nights of my LIFE!!!

Guy 1: What happen? Let me guess, you and Lizzy kicked it off last night huh?

Guy 2: You know it, she had that wonder woman pussy!!!
by Jarrod Luke January 18, 2012
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Wake-Up Woman

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
by Suit December 31, 2012
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Slightly Married Woman

An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!

Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
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