banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
Get the banging the wifemug. jillian garrett, the coolest and hottest person ever, is married to harry styles and zayn malik, aka zarry’s wife.
by jillian malik-styles June 16, 2021
Get the zarry’s wifemug. by anonymous June 7, 2021
Get the Hot Wife Summermug. The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
Get the National show off your wife daymug. An unmarried or not involved in a relationship Women of God with a posture of a wife. Doing or has done the work of wholenesss on self, awaiting the Man of God, the pupose partner that God has ordained.
by unapologetically me March 11, 2023
Get the Single Wifemug. by thazzafact October 27, 2021
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