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Weight Room Tool

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.
Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool
by str8dipped July 3, 2010
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tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 28, 2005
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toolshed

I just stuck you!
Wow john ur a toolshed
by toolshed@toolshed.com December 17, 2008
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Toolbox

A place for fools who act like tools, especially booners. Tools belong in it.
Hey you tool, get back in the toolbox!!!!
by cake hatre November 15, 2004
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toolbag

George W. Bush is a toolbag
by Dickforbrains March 19, 2009
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Uncool Tool

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.
Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.
by Stevie Y December 3, 2004
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Tool

Penis

One who acts like a cock.

Someone who is an arrogant cock who uses other people.

a really shitty band
A tool can be someone who is used by somebody else but more so it refers to the male genitalia such as a person who uses others. see cock
by marky December 23, 2003
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