The Point Dexter Paradigm

When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.

Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing

Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?

by UIU Speed Team March 9, 2022

Past The Chunk Point

Adj. Originally coined in reference to milk long past it's expiration point; meaning awful, disgusting, unfavourable

Person 1: "I really hate math class"
Person 2: "OMG I know, it is so past the chunk point"

by qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhbvytg April 12, 2016

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016

55 Point Team

A weak fantasy ball team that is usually owned by a man named William.

Man !! I get 55 point team easy. I have a ton of power, but most of my players hit .226 and are always banged up. I also have a ton of shaky closers. I know I won't get the no protection penalty this year.

by Rotoking April 10, 2011

Transit Even Point

If it is worked out the time it takes to go somewhere via transit, such as by bus, taxi, car, train, horse (and etc) and this calculation includes all the extras or parking, traffic, waiting for the bus, waiting for a taxi, saddling the horse (& etc) compared to just walking there, and the time it would take to have just walked there is actually quicker, then you have not broken the transit even point.

This concept is borrowed from business where return on investment is described as a break even point where return surpasses cost.

Transit Even Point was inspired by inner city living, where walking can be quicker than transit.

You know, it would have been quicker to just walk, this waiting around does not meet the Transit Even Point!

by AlganonAU January 3, 2011

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

10 points for Slytherin

phrase used to communicate that you just anal intercourse

so we went back to her place and she was kinda freaky so when we were done i reached over and texted my homeboys 10 points for Slytherin

by falilth December 2, 2010