mother man

A person who misreads mother Mary and reads: Mother man.

when I find myself in times of trouble mother man comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be

by Ddubswarriors March 15, 2020

Batli Man

A person with following characteristics Epic Gamer, Memer, soi boi and a great friend!

Friend 1 : who is Gareeb memes ?
Friend 2 : He is Batli Man

by Darshan07 June 26, 2019

Bonsai man

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary

Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!

by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021

Rat Man

A guy with rodent-like features, often a skinny brunette

"I'm attracted to Alex Turner"- Maria Galimberti
"Really? But he's such a rat man"

by HousePlantHomicide April 28, 2022

Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.

Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!

by kpally November 8, 2011

Bit Man

The opposite of a comedy "Straight Man." The funny, wacky, weird half of a comedy duo, making over the top or absurd bits for a straight man to react to. Actively disrupting the status quo which the straight man represents.

When you think about it, almost every SNL skit consists of a bit man and a straight man.

by lkt1999 July 21, 2021

man marbles

Testicles of the human male.

He kicked him right in his man marbles.

by GeeBird January 28, 2007