fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

FIST ME CHEAP WHORE

When you want your friend to fist you just say this

I told DJ FIST ME CHEAP WHORE and the next thing I knew I had a fist in my asswhole

by Flameheart115 September 8, 2016

A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle

The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins

"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".

by Learners scholar August 10, 2017

Bensalem fist fight

Non contact altercation where the aggressor follows target hiding in bushes yell/whispering bizarre sexual threats

He's from outta town so he has no idea this is a Bensalem fist fight, maybe we should punch him?

by WSGM the Talk December 12, 2020

fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

Star fisting

When you take a starfish and repeatedly shove it up someone’s ass.

I went to grandmas house last night and walked in on grandpa star fisting her in the oysters and she loved it.

by Whiskey151 May 22, 2018

Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore

Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night

by Ck1227 July 26, 2019