Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

banana horning

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023

Peelin' the Banana

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

by MuddKatt July 16, 2007

ham banana

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

by amber-marie June 25, 2008

Banana Glue

Those long strings that adhere to your hands when you open a banana are the makings of banana glue. Banana glue is almost always found on a table top or counter after breakfast. Once these long strings have dried all day or over night it is impossible to remove them and they will be a permanent part of the table top. No amount of scrubbing will remove them. You will learn to to use it in many ways once you have mastered the art of removing it.

Sue: What is this this brown strip on our counter?
Bill: That is the banana glue that I am making to use when I hang the poster in the den. I will either use it when I have enough for that or to patch the car seats where the cat ripped them on the last trip to the Vet.

by ShelCeleste August 28, 2010

Banana Knife

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.

Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife

by Baggamuss January 30, 2008

Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005