Tosser

A kind and loving person, someone you cannot live without. Commonly used among people who have an unbreakable relationship with eachother.

You're such a tosser!

by minoo07 October 18, 2015

Toad Tossing

n. To orally pleasure someone whose genitals are visibly infected with an STD, esp. Genital Warts.

"You're going on a date with her? With all the toad tossing I'm sure that girl's done, I wouldn't get near that mouth, let alone kiss her."

by BenBen August 17, 2005

tosspot

1. A pot in which you toss.

2. A complete idiot or fool

"I used a whole box of kleenex's trying to clean out my tosspot"

"You're an asshole"
"And you're a tosspot"

by JimBobBillyBob September 20, 2011

The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.

Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!

by Ziat April 19, 2018

tosser

(n) One who tosses. Usu. a negative term used to refer to girls who are wores or who have sex with many partners.

(v) toss: to have sex or oral sex with

Hey look its Julie! What a tosser bitch.

Hey John, did you hear that Amber tossed up John last night at that mad-wild party?

by annonymous January 15, 2004

tosslord

the best salad tosser of them all, salad tosser of the century, king tossing saladius, ass assassin, bum pirate, hole hitler .

that hoe tossed my salad so good last night, i think she's runner up for tosslord

by wontonballs August 2, 2007

Tossifying

A sexual act where the man has a wank and the woman does at the same time! When they are about to climax they both swap cum and massage/rub it into each others faces.

seespiderman

Lucy:Do you fancy tossifying tonight?
Karl:Geeze! What is that?
Lucy:We cum in our hands and massage it into each other!
Karl: Yeah!! LETS DO IT!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007