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pear in a peach tree

pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
by Nallok March 3, 2019
mugGet the pear in a peach treemug.

tree fiddy

excriment left on automobile suface after parking under tree
Hey sweetie park under that live oak i need some more tree fiddy to pay off AC
by De_DraaK March 21, 2005
mugGet the tree fiddymug.

Urban Family Tree

Group of people living in inner cities who have become just as good as family members through sharing time, space and life but who are not related to each other by blood.

Surrogate and adoptive individuals, people or groups who provide family suport to another or others in the absence of real family members in an urban setting.

Includes friends, mentors, community supporters, church groups, foster families, charities, good samaritans or total strangers etc.
"Hey Milo, d'you have any family in the UK?"

"No man, they're all back home in Africa but I'm not alone cos I've got a huge urban family tree supporting and loving me".

"Yeah, like who?"

"Jackie's my aunt, R.W. is my big brother and I've got the best grandma I visit in Islington".
by Ulla Mahaka June 16, 2009
mugGet the Urban Family Treemug.

sleeping up in the tree

verb.
Escape an enemy by any means necessary, like in this case - "sleep on trees" in order not to get seen, not to get focused in the line of sight of an enemy
"..Drunk like thieves, take it just like the breeze,
Now look at all the clowns there, sleeping up in the trees.."
© Warcloud - "Mad Axes"
by ghostrida October 14, 2005
mugGet the sleeping up in the treemug.

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.
Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.
by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008
mugGet the Squirrel in My Treemug.

Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".
What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!
by JudgyOcasio December 5, 2019
mugGet the Oats in my treemug.

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