Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
by The man17 May 31, 2018
Get the Swamp donkey mug.

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly
she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?
by halloran May 14, 2008
Get the swamp donkey mug.

Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.
by Brothersred April 02, 2024
Get the Swamp Donkey mug.

swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
Get the swamp donkey mug.

Swamp Donkey

A motorcycle which spends a majority of its time submerged in water, lying on its side, or sunk up to the axles in mud, silt, or sand.

See also: bush pig, clapped out piece of shit, dr650.
No bro, I swear the Swamp Donkey runs better with the airbox full of muddy water.
by ThrottleItOut June 12, 2019
Get the Swamp Donkey mug.

swamp geckos

When up North take care to watch ou for the swamp geckos in the rivers and swamps.
by February 22, 2025
Get the swamp geckos mug.

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
by Endlessecho May 18, 2021
Get the Green Mountain Swamp Hunt mug.