Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024

Bush Hog

A derogatory term for a hick or country lesbian woman

That hick girl kept trying to hit on my girlfriend last night, what a bush hog.

by Sir I March 20, 2024

chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.

" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"

by chesthogman March 21, 2024

slanging hog

Twirling your penis around in the air.

It can also mean whipping out your penis from your pants.

Peter was slanging hog during class today

by sollol March 22, 2024

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Blue Hog

When you cut off circulation to your penis and try to jerk off

Aye bro I heard Gibby try to blue hog in the church today

by ExtraChromieHomie January 17, 2026