Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

by Kevin July 29, 2008

seven

To divert conversation to a better/more comfortable subject, or simply to avoid the current subject in order to get one's self out of the shit...used sometimes as an alternative to 'pass us that spade mate'

Man: Will you marry me?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Is that yes then?
Woman: Seven.
Man: So it's a no?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven what?
Woman: Seven.
Man: What d'ya mean seven?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven o'clock?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven deadly sins?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven wonders of the world...
Woman: Seven.
Man: Eight
Woman: Seven.
Man: Six
Woman: Seven.
Man: Fuck it.
....Mission Accomplished!!

by Cecil April 10, 2005

avenged sevenfold

A metalcore/post-metalcore/heavy metal band.

Consists of 5 members:
M. Shadows - Singer
Synyster Gates - Lead Guitar
Zacky Vengeance - Rhythym Guitar
Johnny Christ - Bassist
The Rev - Drummer

Avenged Sevenfold is a God-like band.

by CMark June 11, 2006

Stinkin' Stevens

When you're wrestling with someone and you've reached the position where you're sitting on their head, and you let out a big juicy fart right there. Works best if you do it right in their face.

Me and my brother were wrestling and I gave him a stinkin' Stevens.

by Jonny C Gray January 10, 2009

Seven-foot frame

We don't talk about Bruno

-Seven-foot frame
-Rats along his back
-When he calls your name it all fades to black
-When he sees your dreams and FEASTS on your screams
-(Heeeeeyyyyyy~)

by Your. Mom February 6, 2022

Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor

The classier, less cocky version of Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor.

I'm bored should we go to Middlebrook Hall Sixth Floor? No, they are obnoxious, lets go to Middlebrook Hall Seventh Floor.

by seventhfloormak November 24, 2010

half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...

by SolF1729 June 18, 2011