snicy-snack

A snack that is discretely hidden in one's clothing that can be retrieved when nobody is around.

Sheila's hunger pang was satisfied by her hidden snicy-snack.

by Azeas June 4, 2025

track snack

Florida Man walking directly in path of oncoming train. Darwin Award.

High speed train got a “track snack” today.

by Bits n bytes October 22, 2025

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Snuggly Wuggly Snackaroo

Adj.)
When someone fits this description
Snuggly Wuggly- Cute and adorable that you would cuddle them, enough to give her a silly nickname
Snackaroo- Very very attractive and can be considered a "total snack"

Tina is a snuggly wuggly snackaroo

by Unknown38 February 10, 2018

afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

by DefineSomeStuff May 28, 2018

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018