Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

eye slap

eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.

eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads

Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.

The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.

Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.

by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009

Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.

"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*

by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011

gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

bobo slap

When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.

"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"

by GGReactors April 29, 2010

Venom Slap

When you are cumming after finishing intercourse you ejaculate on your hand. Then after you cum in your hand you slap your mistress she will then have one side of her face covered in cum.

Last nite I venom Slapped my girlfriend for the funn of it, for some reason she was really turned on by it.

by TheVenomSpitter July 8, 2011