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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt
Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted
by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023
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Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"
by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023
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Sitting

•1) a position that have your legs in a resting position 2) the act of setting a nuclear bomb ending everyones life 3) position banned according to Coach Carol
You sitting go do a rope
by Fartnuggetstake2 June 12, 2023
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Spitting day

This girl called Ashpreet spits in things

Today is the spitting day
Ashpreet likes to spit in things

Spitting Day
by Ashpreet likes to spitt July 16, 2023
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shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
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Shitling

A small toddler, usually an annoying one.
Person 1: Ugh I hate that toddler
Person 2: Such a shitling.
by Haru-Official September 12, 2023
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