Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.
"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020

A true god of men besides the neck beard. He will fuck any hole besides a women’s. Can be seen moving in herds of homosexual men and enjoying himself. Usually the tallest one in the group.
Look at that group of gays that must be the Robert “Kyle” O’Neal of the group you can tell it’s him by his large neck beard.
by RedRiotAngel May 28, 2022

Oh no, Robert's here!
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020

He is smart, handsome and built. He always has the drip and gets all the girls. He is great and everything attached to him is great
by #UNKNOWN1 November 25, 2021

Robert Ford would steal your life and try to make a show or a play out of it. Show and play were words that accurately described the life of someone like Robert Ford.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Robert is a guy who take women that cute and sometimes argue with them but when they leave he feel bad about it
Look over there . there go robert i fin to go check him out. Whyyyy did you do this to me.
Robert:i am sorry mary
Robert:i am sorry mary
by Nba.james30 November 27, 2017

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
