Melatonian Death Ray: anything that a black person may be holding at any time, threateningly or not. Actual posession of a Melatonian Death Ray not required.
by PumpkinQueen Expiring@12 May 22, 2018
Get the Melatonian Death Raymug. Boss: Here, wear this.
You: The name says "Ray". I'm not Ray.
Boss: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
You: The name says "Ray". I'm not Ray.
Boss: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
by TheFleeceMan August 18, 2019
Get the Raymug. a joke that was said which was very unfunny. ray stems from the latin word radium which the radioactive metal. the joke was so unfunny that the joke produces radioactivity similar to radium.
by IhateDupters1 July 26, 2022
Get the ray humormug. The most considerate guy you'll ever meet. Ray is funny, awkward and cute. Ray has beautiful eyes you could get lost in. He's not very good at comforting people, but will always make you feel better in the end.
by Fr0gg3y January 31, 2022
Get the Raymug. Ray is everyone’s master. Anyone with the name ray is sexy, hot and fine as hell. Anyone with the name ray also has enchanting eyes
by COMRQE November 23, 2021
Get the Raymug. by Meester Plusser May 16, 2017
Get the Raymug. A fictional plot device used in poorly-written erotica to explain why a character in a sex story that's the Ice Queen one minute is suddenly, unexpectedly an out-of-control nymphomaniac the next. The term "gay ray" for male-on-male stories is analogous.
The expression that some character must have been "hit by a Martian slut ray" is usually pejorative, and infers the sudden transition is somehow an unforgivable hole in the plot for which the author(s) must be slut-shamed at once.
The expression that some character must have been "hit by a Martian slut ray" is usually pejorative, and infers the sudden transition is somehow an unforgivable hole in the plot for which the author(s) must be slut-shamed at once.
From an actual post on SuperStories.Net: "Eugene took aim and pulled the trigger. A beam of light shot out of the Slut Ray and hit the jogger in the back. She slowed to a stop as a warmth spread from the spot the beam hit her. Her mind became clouded as her body changed. Her sports bra stretched around her expanding breasts. Her ass swelled and stretched her spandex running shorts..."
by bitchuck June 30, 2025
Get the slut raymug.