Poor Pinch

Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.

I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009

Nigga Ping-Pong

(noun) a bad game of basketball. So when both teams are playing so bad they aren't making any baskets but instead just bouncing the ball back and forth up and down the court.

Michael: Hey how was the game?

Jordan: Terrible I felt like I was watching a game of nigga ping-pong

by beaneeboy February 18, 2011

had a pint

Generally uttered after many more than one beverage. Indicates complete inebriation rather than just a single drink. Often accompanied by "having it right off".

as in

- "Man, I'm absolutely jambaxed"
- "Yup, I've had a pint myself".

by Snoop snout August 23, 2006

Pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019

pingers

another word for ecstasy tablets

"lets get on the pingers tonight Paps!"
"ok what you got?"
"Some Red Mitsi's!!!"
"Lets get RRIIIGGHHHTTT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!"

by Permanence December 18, 2009

pink floyd

the absolute best band ever. much better then the beatles or zeppelin, even tho they all kick ass. floyd is obviously better tho (their getting not just their name in the rock & roll hall of fame, their getting an entire wing WTF!!!) best band ever. much better then wut people think, forget DSOTM and the wall for a monment and just listen to More or Atom Heart Mother or Saucer full of Secrets---Best band ever, NO exceptions

Pink Floyd kicks ass-and i totally agree with zeppelin, hats off to harper, without roy harper there would be no "have a cigar", why u may ask, cause he sung it, in fact he was the only person other then someone from the band to sing in a PF song - PF kicks ass

by CS May 13, 2005

pink explosion

A mixture of blood and semen that "explodes" when a female engages in particularly violent sex with a "delicate" male.

That slag gave me the pink explosion the other night during the eiffel tower. Fuck her, I'm never going back there!

by nana giving January 4, 2008