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Taking the Peanut
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
Taking the Peanut by Big_Sak March 21, 2008
mix my peanut butter
to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.
mix my peanut butter by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008
Lazy Peanut
Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
Lazy Peanut by DUDE May 13, 2005
Rogue Peanut
(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.
A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.
Rogue Peanut by Diondege June 1, 2010
love peanut
a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
love peanut by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010
Elephant Peanut Butter
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
Elephant Peanut Butter by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011