mix my peanut butter 

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.

Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.

mix my peanut butter by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

Lazy Peanut 

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

Lazy Peanut by DUDE May 13, 2005

Rogue Peanut 

(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.

A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.

Rogue Peanut by Diondege June 1, 2010

love peanut 

a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas

thank u love peanut!

love peanut by Luphanduh Sheniqua August 25, 2010

Elephant Peanut Butter 

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

Elephant Peanut Butter by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011

Party Peanut 

Handsome men with a big package (except Jelly Bean Josh) and are totally rad

Woah! Do you see the Party Peanuts over there, man I wish I was them.

Party Peanut by JOONSOON May 26, 2015

Greasy Peanut

A young boy who gels his hair until it becomes flat and greasy.

Omg did you see greasy peanut in class today?

Yup his hair was so greasy.

Totally

Greasy Peanut by Nugget7 January 6, 2017