jan patrick

The realest of real. Man who defeated saliba in a 1 v 1 in Overwatch.

Jan Patrick is actually too good

by Dxterus November 23, 2021

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.

Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.

by garboojizz November 24, 2021

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Nighty Patrick-Sabourin

Nighty Patrick-Sabourin was a famous voice, it composed the voice over 46 films score by voice.

Voiced by Nighty Patrick-Sabourin

by anonymous January 15, 2022

William Patrick Gol

ew williams a stinky poo.

Will: "trolled by the troll god"

William Patrick Gol moment

by AnonymousHacker3000 March 17, 2022

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022