horse girl

Someone that doesn’t shower or brush her teeth

Omg Teagan is a horse girl she stinks

by ohFUCKYEAHdaddy February 11, 2021

Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

trojan horse

A girl who only lets a guy "ride" her if he wears protection (i.e., a "Trojan" condom).

Stud #1: Wooo-hoooo... that Tiffany is totally smokin' hot! How come she doesn't have more guys after her?

Stud #2: Oh --- she's one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will "just do it" anytime and anywhere.

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

horse whip

A medium to long woven leather handheld rope like utensil, @ 7-10' long, up to 2" thick- used to get the attention through pain of a wild animal.

Although the steer was out of control, getting hold of my trusty HORSE WHIP really got it's attention to be saddle broken.

by Uno Baller February 28, 2015

horse cock

an ironic, sarcastic, and/or sacastic little bitch

"Hey Joe, where's the snail trail you left on my Captain Marvoulous?"
"In a place,dude!"
"Shut up you horse cock!"

by kyle000014 January 15, 2007

Crazy Horse

Riding a girl around the room with your dick in her poop hole

i rode her like a crazy horse last night

by the jb operation September 5, 2010

party horse

a person who parties like a horse

winx is not a party horse

by winx November 4, 2004