The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009
When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.
A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.
You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.
A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.
You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.
Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.
Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.
Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!
Ryan: Hahahaha.
Jim: Huh?
Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!
Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.
Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!
Ryan: Hahahaha.
Jim: Huh?
Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!
by Dene Halatau July 02, 2010
1. A great place to get burgers. It has the best burgers and shakes anywhere as well as great sides and other stuff. The waitresses are always friendly AND IT'S OPEN 24/7!!!!
2. I guess you could use it as a euphamism for sexing it up too....
2. I guess you could use it as a euphamism for sexing it up too....
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 03, 2003
Sometimes when really crazy things are said, or have happenned, a common reaction is for someone to say,
" Man, that's really funny ! " as they laugh.
- " Funnny with 3 n's . " is a respond that means,
" Funny , that's more than just funny , its freakin' hilarious ! "
In other words, what just happened is more than just amusing. It is freaky, unique and original.
The expression literally means that the word funny does not do proper justice to the level of ridiculousness
of what just went down, so we'll throw another N in there to make it more weird.
" Man, that's really funny ! " as they laugh.
- " Funnny with 3 n's . " is a respond that means,
" Funny , that's more than just funny , its freakin' hilarious ! "
In other words, what just happened is more than just amusing. It is freaky, unique and original.
The expression literally means that the word funny does not do proper justice to the level of ridiculousness
of what just went down, so we'll throw another N in there to make it more weird.
" Dude, when John was telling that story last night about the time he shit his drawers ! Man that was funny ! "
- " Funny ? That was funnny with 3 n's ! "
- " Funny ? That was funnny with 3 n's ! "
by Marc O.C. & Marcel C. July 01, 2010
The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2009
What you call any restaurant or fast food chain that you're not particularly fond of. Translates to "Eat 'n' Vomit" in Aussie slang, and a play on the "X 'n' Y" convention of naming eateries where X relates to eating, and Y is usually 'Go'.
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
this can mean one of a number of things
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out i.e. to shag them until they can't pronounce their name, lol.
2) (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
3) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school/university, trade school and get involved in criminal activities.
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out i.e. to shag them until they can't pronounce their name, lol.
2) (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
3) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school/university, trade school and get involved in criminal activities.
father: son, what is this new ridiculous game you're playing, or seem to be playing, on your Game Boy, 24/7 these days? you know the one, with the little green character?
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes. (son: after a pause) : Dad, be thankful, that im not the type of rotten apple modern son that likes to rock-n-roll after school, in order to become a self-made mobster. roflcopter
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes. (son: after a pause) : Dad, be thankful, that im not the type of rotten apple modern son that likes to rock-n-roll after school, in order to become a self-made mobster. roflcopter
by Sexydimma November 19, 2012