weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003

Grafton, Massachusetts

Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history, although long and often convoluted tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston

The phrase "as backwards as Grafton, Massachusetts" came from this history.

by Christopher Whalen January 24, 2008

greek foot massage

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

by lulzilla October 21, 2008

mass

Used by country/redneck teenagers, the word mass comes to mean great or awesome.

Did y'all go to the truck pull last night? Those diesel trucks were lookin' pretty mass.

by Tabbatha August 3, 2006

massapequa

pussy ass town that started a gay facebook event for the farmingdale vs. massapequa varsity football game for 2010 thinking they would win, but obviously didnt and got their asses beat in varsity(on their homefield LOL) and jv in the same day... what idiots..

did you go to that massapequa vs. farmingdale game?

yeah massapequa needs to step their game up big time if they keep talking shit about how good they are...

by fuck pequaaa November 6, 2010

Massachusetts Mascara

When the male ganitalsis shoved fiercly into the female eye socket causing undeniable pleasure. Once injected the man lets seamon loose into the eyelid.

man 1:Ay yo nigga i be givin my bitch a massachusetts mascara and dat bitch be blind and runnin into things ALL day!

man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL

man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

by MIKE JONES THA FOURTH June 5, 2011

swedish massage

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004