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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Money Muscle

“Ron, you need to pay your dues with the older brothers and work that money muscle”
by L-Dogg. July 4, 2023
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Money Good

Meaning my money is good, you have the funds to buy something. Money is around you and you have it often
Cash: I’m flying to Vegas soon
Ken: Fr? It’s expensive there

Cash: I ain’t trippin money good
by Kingpincash July 13, 2022
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hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.
by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022
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Money Maxis

a group of pea brain small individuals who love making no money at all

primarily lead by a figure (influencer with 31k followers)
otherwise known as huroNFT
"money maxis? lol more like monkey maxi you brokie"
by hurohurto June 28, 2022
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old money

the descendants of some criminal a thousand years ago who didnt get caught and put his money in the bank instead of spending it because he was terribly boring, notwithstanding his criminality
by Ubran December 16, 2006
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Fly Money

Lending a friend money to get drunk, or to escape from a pregnant girl friend.
Person 1: Man i wanna get drunk.
Person 2: Need some Fly Money Dude?
by whty February 9, 2008
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