mega evolution

A cancer to Pokémon that murders skill and the reason you should stop playing competitively after it all peaked in Generation 5.

They initially started out as fan-service to Genwunner degenerates, since there are more Kanto Mega Evolutions in general, as well as 2 Mega Evolutions each for Charizard and Mewtwo (the two most overrated Pokémon out there), only falling short to Hoenn, but only because Hoenn had remakes during Generation 6.

Mainly people who have no skill use them, and it always get them wins since they're so broken you don't have to put any actual effort into training or using them. Since they've started to dominate online play, it forces everyone else to become a cheap-ass and use them too, to the point of neglecting the Z-moves introduced in Generation 7.

"Goddammit! I'd be able to beat your weak ass if you'd stop whipping out your filthy fucking Mega Evolutions like you do your dick! You know what? Fuck this, I'm going back to SoulSilver."

by Birs the Mango June 16, 2017

supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.

~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

margarine

the thing that is healthier than butter and no it is not plastic

I hoped for my dad to get more margarine but he said it was plastic

by pookiesgramma May 11, 2018

MEGA FAIL

Da_BuzZ, also known as dbGb`

When some one tries to pwn some one on IRC but doesnt. b0b and olli pwn dafuzz hes such a MEGA FAIL

by b0bberts June 23, 2008

Meagan M

A beautiful girl in JHS. She scored 236 on PSAT, and will definitely be a national-merit semi-finalist. She is involved in many clubs and extracuricular activities; such as, but not limited to, Key Club (Board), NHS, Orchestra (OMEA qualified), StuCo, and more. Also, that she is taking 6 AP courses and 7th hour for orchestra; which, it is a heavy load for an individual, but she represents those top 1% of brainiacs. Seems very outgoing person, and smiles to me quiet often. Great girl to meet.

Who is one of the smartest person in class of 07 in our HS? Meagan M.

by greendolphin18 July 16, 2008

Margarita

This is the worlds most passed around female she has no respect for relationships has a obsession over men that are no longer in her life

Do you know margarita? Oh yea I fucked her once

by Zoila0987 March 1, 2019

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004