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soccer mom

1.A middle to upper-class post-baby boomer woman, usually white, who usually spends her time homemaking. Her children are her whole world, and she considers them to be the exceptions to every rule. She cannot control them and expects everyone else to deal with that. She loves trendy diets and hair styles, is fashionably late to her children's sport practices, and insists that her children's teachers do not challenge them enough. Debate rages over her political leanings, but regardless, she feels that her and her family are moral soldiers, making sure that those who have "questionable" character are ignored, shunned, and avoided. She lives in the suburbs and drives an expensive SUV that her husband had lifted into the stratosphere, even though it will undoubtedly never be taken off-road once. Can frequently be seen standing in line in coffee shops and pays for a pack of gum with a debit card.
2.An object of sexual infatuation for many young men between 20 and 40.
Out of all the people Jenny dealt with at her job at the bank, she hated soccer moms the most.
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bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
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Glam mom 

A grandmother that is young, is still beautiful, a diva
Look at glam mom's baby girl/boy
Glam mom by Shemshawn June 22, 2016

ur mom lol

Great word to roast people with
Guy:1 atleast I have braincells unlike u lol
Guy:2 ur mom lol
Random people: OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP THAT ROASSSSSSSSSSSST
ur mom lol by JuulKing March 8, 2018

Ur mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur grandma a tranny, ur grandpap a trap, combined. if this is said to you you just fucking die end of story this is the worst insult you could ever say
Reese: ur mom gay

Peyton: ur mom a virgin

Reese: fucking explodes and dies from embarrassment

Your Mom Ali-A 

Friend: Ur Mum Gae Lmao

You : Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: I Am Dead!

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things
when child yells during class my mom is on the browser