Mexican Ass Fountain

Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.

"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!

by James Casey & Matt Druken May 22, 2008

mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

mexican

Someone hailing or claiming ancestry from Mexico.

"The damn Mexicans stole my tires again."

by Wesley Durrance September 6, 2005

Mexican Standoff

A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.

Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?

by SemanticsMaster November 9, 2017

Mexican roulette

A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.

Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!

by Jasper Smeed June 11, 2006

Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.

Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

mexican bird

A hybrid of sexual moves, involving the peacock followed by the filthy sanchez.

I was going to give that girl the mexican bird, but she had eaten McDonald's earlier that day.

by AB1 March 26, 2008