lapgazer

A member of the audience at a live music venue where there are only seats, no standing room, and the band plays too many slow tracks, thus preventing audience participants from shoegazing, two stepping or moving in any way at all.

Did you enjoy that Goldfrapp show last night? Yeah, the music was great, but the crowd were all lapgazers because we had to sit.

by j0j0000 October 27, 2008

laptoptoast

When you have your laptop sitting on your lap too long and it starts to burn.

Guy 1: "Man, look at your thighs they're all red"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know, I got laptoptoast surfing the web today"

by inquiz February 9, 2010

Lapstick

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.

Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?

by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011

laphobia

The fear of sucking too much dick

"i think i have laphobia!"

by rachaelsucker September 1, 2015

lapin kulta

Finnish beer also known as poron kusi or lapin kusi, It tastes like shit

Juako tua äijä oikiasti poro kusta?
-Is that guy really drinkin reindeers pee/lapin kulta

by danglydonger May 10, 2017

läpsch

An unclearly defined expression with at least two opposed meanings:

1. cool, rad, bonkers, often used in context with shenanigans
2. lame, stupid, occasionally also referring to douchebaggery

The extreme ambivalence of the term is an uncommon and problematic linguistic feature. To avoid misunderstandings, the term should be used in an overly frequent way, thereby making its meaning as unclear as possible.

Mainly used as a single-word comment in conversations.

Derived from the German word "läppisch", meaning easy/small.

richtig läpsch

by nocturning May 22, 2017

Lapis Luna

A name used to identify traps from the south.

bob : "Who is that there girl?"

John : "She's ayy lapis luna"

the Lapis Luna : *gay noises*

by BulbaBlin June 2, 2018