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Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.
Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.
by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020
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But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!
by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023
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i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022
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Wise words. Listen to me.
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.
by Insert random letters here December 4, 2020
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people are just fucking stupid

Damn poor u 😔
I can’t say nothin here soooooo.....people are just fucking stupid so I can even POST THIS 🙄
by PotatoQueenAA December 5, 2020
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I just wanna vote

I just wanna vote y'all. Tho plz do yur boi a favor and vote me in
by oopsdogplopped January 9, 2020
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i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.
Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
mugGet the i just know, okaymug.

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