Wilson'ed 

After your boyfriend guilt forces you into giving him fellatio while on your period, you go to the bathroom, inundate your hand with period blood and then palm him in the face (as Tom Hanks did to his Wilson volleyball in Cast Away)

"Asshole made me give him 3 blowies on day two...so after the third one I Wilson'ed that fucker in tha face!"

Wilson'ed by Double dose flu shot August 29, 2012

Brian Wilson-ed 

When someone, i.e. a man, has a big beard very similar to the pitcher Brian Wilson and he uses his man beard on a girls clitoris in a vigorous up and down or side to side motion for an extended period of time till she gets off. That said girl has now become "Brian Wilson-ed".

Man, I 'Brian Wilson-ed' a girl last night and she got off so much that my beard turned white.

Brian Wilson-ed by Lattimer July 4, 2012

Jimmy Wilson-ed 

To be taken advantage of by older gay men willing to buy you drinks.

To partake in sex while your friends read bible versus outside your door.

To cougar hunt for your friends moms.

To get blackout drunk and confuse your roommates beds for yours.

Who knew that was a gay bar? I can't believe i got Jimmy Wilson-ed like that.

Jimmy Wilson-ed by JimmyW1986 February 5, 2010

George Wilson-ed

George Wilson-ed (verb)

When you are George Wilson-ed someone else pays your bill without your knowledge or your permission. Often it becomes a secret, covert, operation amongst friends

When we went out to dinner with George it was always a contest to see if you could beat him to pay the bill. Calling ahead or threatening your waitress is an approved technique. —- No waitress were ever harmed in this pursuit just HEAVILY TIPPED for their compliance.

I was having dinner with George and Pam tonight,. I tried to pick up the check and realized , I got George Wilson-ed when the waitress said “ your bill is paid”.

George Wilson-ed by KellyMazz August 20, 2021

You just got Wilson'ed 

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.

You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.

You just got Wilson'ed by Topless Thug. Silky Johnson May 10, 2020

Brian Wilson-ed 

The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger

Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip

Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*

Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!

Brian Wilson-ed by Not A Hill July 24, 2018

Jay Wilsoned

The act of taking something which has a legacy, and much loved following and destroying it.

Diablo 3 got totally Jay Wilsoned!

Jay Wilsoned by Arthur Widdle July 5, 2012