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Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.
Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.
by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020
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That's just how i roll

Something Ben says when he wants to describe how he's doing something or how he normally does something - that's just how i roll man
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I just wanna vote

I just wanna vote y'all. Tho plz do yur boi a favor and vote me in
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I just did a Ryan

Ryan is a term used when playing cod to say your teammate sucks ass, dies, or is very bad in general
Oh I just did a Ryan
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You just got Wilson'ed

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.
You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.
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Just Eatn Your Ass

Another way to say your messn with someone.
Ya know, joshn around.
Kidding.

Slapping their balls.
Dicking them down.
Bro are you ready for the test today.
Omg I thought that was next week.
Ayy just eatn your ass bro. Got em.
Wtf?
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i just know, okay

How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.
Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay
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