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Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.
Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.
by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020
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You just got krissed!

It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”
by DimiSlatina June 20, 2022
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King crimson, it just works

it just works

- xForts or someone like him
by Arkimist March 2, 2021
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A phrase meaning that whatever is happening now will pass, and you shouldn't worry about it, it will get better.
Friend: My girlfriend dumped me..
You: Just another page in the book.
by Back_Talkers July 20, 2018
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I just got here

What you say when you were waiting on a person for two hours.
"Hi, sorry I'm late."
"It's ok, I just got here."
by DevoDude April 1, 2021
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But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!
by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023
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i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022
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