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Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020
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Joe Duplantier

Singer and vocalist of the fabulous French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known for insane live shows. Please come out with a new album guys, I'm begging you.
Damn, did you see the show last night? Joe Duplantier was amazing.
by vibing parrot November 15, 2020
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The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.
No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!
by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020
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Geritol Joe

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.
Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 6, 2021
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Joe Lieden

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 1, 2022
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Joe Hollywood

That Joe Hollywood boy has been there and done that.
by DirkLook September 4, 2022
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Stinky Joe

When you give a homeless guy a handjob, so that he’ll give you a ride in his shopping cart.
Friend: How’d you get home from the bars last night.

You: I gave out a Stinky Joe
by Lil weenr November 30, 2022
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