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Dial up internet

the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.
it takes hours to load a youtube video.

Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
by keepskatin'bro November 22, 2011
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Intersectional Feminism

The scurry for new sources that arises when demand for oppression outstrips supply
"I am so oppressed!!!"
"Really.. How?"
"I'm not sure yet. But intersectional feminism is opening up whole new horizons in places I can be oppressed!"
"Great! For a moment there I was scared we couldn't be victims any more"
by MillenmiumMan January 21, 2020
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Intellectual Orgasm

When you hear something that is so profound, brilliant, or novel, that it blows your mind.
Guy 1: "... and thats how the theory of evolution works."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"

Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."
by Sam Ryan November 1, 2006
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Intellexual

to experience a feeling of intense pleasure, similar to that of a sexual rush, when partaking in an intellectual endeavor
Intellexual is the feeling you get...When you pwn using big words, and intellectual concepts that stupid people don't understand and you feel a rush similar to an orgasm.
by mr&mrs.sammer September 28, 2011
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Internet Explorer

A simple tool included with Windows operating systems that allows the user to access Mozilla.com to download Firefox, a web browser.
I just got Firefox using Internet Explorer.
by supaDISC May 13, 2005
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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's attempt to dominate the Internet by integrating this poor excuse of a browser with every Windows OS, although this was deemed illegal, they made some bullshit up about it being a core part of Windows. So in the end, they integrated this POS into Windows.

IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.
Internet Explorer is the most COMMON browser, but NOT the most popular.
by generic October 16, 2004
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intercourse

Intercourse, the best meal of the day.
by FluffyJ January 21, 2013
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