human fountain 

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

human fountain by Alofi February 25, 2022

Human Clock 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

Human Clock by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

human rug 

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

human rug by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Human Ladder 

Noun: Multiple people stacked on top of one another in order for another person to climb them to reach a higher area

The Survivor players created a Human Ladder to reach the higher platform.

Human Ladder by Hugh Jannis April 17, 2022

Human on anthro 

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.

“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”

Human on anthro by ObamaSus April 30, 2022

Human Capri Sun 

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.

When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.

Human Capri Sun by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

Human Milker-o-matic by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022