garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020

garrethizer

An epic gamer, Oro main in Fortnite, and TF2 enthusiast.

Put some spring in your step, don't be a garrethizer.

by when caveman October 18, 2020

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020

Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!

Garden Boys are gay ass fucks:))

by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020

Garret Payne

nerd

garret payne

by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020

garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper

My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.

by Slootmaster November 2, 2020

Gurren Lagann

An anime with 3 main characters trying to destroy robots. One of them is a hot babe with big tits who is basically naked.

Guy 1: did you watch Gurren Lagann?

Guy 2: ya I watched a bit of it but then I saw yoko so I jerked of to her and her big tits

Guy 1: she is 14

by RaccoonTheExplainer November 7, 2020