Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

golpost

A big anus, one the size of a football goal, either type.

Damn son, your lover must have a golpost to take such a strapon.

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Goose

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

Goos

He has a huge dick and all the boys give him tuggies.

person 1:Hey you hang out with Goos
person 2:Yeah he is hot and has a huge cock

by goos is hot as hell October 14, 2020

Goosed

To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble

I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed

by toplobster90 October 19, 2020

Goose pooper

Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick

“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”

by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020