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Jelly Fish

This is when you take a small trash bag and place it over your partner's head when you're taking her from behind, then you close off the bag around her neck as you pull out of her vagina and go balls deep into her anus, she will expel an enormous amount of air to inflate the trash bag to resemble a Jelly Fish.
Dude, I went so far in her, so fast, she inflated the bag and looked like the Man-a-War Jelly Fish
by Bigdaddy Catalano October 1, 2008
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fish biscuit

The term made famous by the third series of Lost. Where Sawyer spends a large portion of an episode solving a series of puzzles only to be rewarded with a Fish Biscuit.

Also the same term was randomly shouted out by a certain individual who is obsessed with Lost, and also mentioned in an online conversation. Very possibly full of Omega-3.
"Hey you got yourself a Fish Biscuit! How'd ya do that?"
"I figured out your complicated gizmos."
"Only took the bears two hours!"
"How many bears were there?"

(As quoted by a certain D-T-D)
"But sir, isnt that causing brain damage?"
"Nonsense! This is low in calories, we'll sell billions and become MULTI-MILLIONAIRES! Not to mention the added fish genomes for extra flavour we added into it, BWAHAHA!"
"What!"
"erm...nothing. Continue slaving! BWHAHAHA!!"
by MooseGirlLikesTehPie November 25, 2006
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Fish Fingers

A term to describe the smell of your fingers or hand immediately after fingering a girl.
Oy mate, smell this, I have the maddest fish fingers.
i just hit second base with Gabby, come smell my fish fingers!
by James '3 balls' R August 8, 2007
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crab fishing

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.
Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
by WillT June 7, 2007
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fish diving

The act of eating food out of a girl's snatch; like fish crackers.
Bob: Hey man are you hungry?
Craig: No man I was just with my girlfriend and I was fish diving for goldfish crackers.
by PoonjabWarrior69 March 18, 2011
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Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
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Fish Oil

When you take a fat shit and a girl squirts in your ass to clean it like a bidet.
Did you wipe ur ass after that shit bro? Nah man I’m just gonna use Jenna’s fish oil later.
by Fish Pussy In My Ass November 4, 2021
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