fart diamond 

Farting your way to Diamonds in minecraft

To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds

As I was farting I came along some Diamonds and it shall now be called a fart diamond

fart diamond by FartMasterFreaker December 10, 2013

Fart brew 

Fart brewing is when someone takes pleasure in smelling their own farts. Fart brewing is similar to wine tasting. A person will smell the fart and then taste the fart in the back of their throat. A fart brewer will fart into jars and leave the jar to age over a period of time. Once a jar has aged for a certain amount of time it is then opened and inhaled.

Fart brewing has given birth to the saying of "Everyone likes a whiff of their own brand"

If a fart brewer does not have a jar on hand they will result in using a cup method to inhale the fart. This method is fast and efficient.

" I like my farts like I like my wine, aged and sweet."

"See that guy over there, he's a fart brewer and he likes to smell and jar his own farts."

Fart brew by Rosstafarian July 21, 2014

fart squirrel 

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

fart squirrel by Razorayne December 15, 2015

fart poop 

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

fart poop by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018

fart perfume 

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.

John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!

fart perfume by blissillusion October 27, 2009

Fart Paste 

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

Fart Paste by kile miner March 24, 2006