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Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018
mugGet the Evanmug.

Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.
I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.
by Penn1United September 27, 2009
mugGet the Evanitismug.

Evan

A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy
by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022
mugGet the Evanmug.

rosa evans

Rosa Evans is the most amazing person in your life. She is smart and focused. She is really funny and has a good sense of humour. She's the best girl to be in a relationship with. She's so caring and loves everyone so much. And everyone wants to be friends with her
Person no1 : "is that the new girl, she's so peng!!!"

Person no2: " yes she's rosa Evans, I wish I was friends with her!!!"
by Sy10001 November 12, 2017
mugGet the rosa evansmug.

Evan

Yo, dude! You're so Evan!
by Gc830 October 16, 2019
mugGet the Evanmug.

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.
by CJMordecai April 24, 2019
mugGet the evan peckermug.

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